How to become the best paper writer in the world. I was inspired to become a writer since my early childhood by Kurt Vonnegut Jr . I read huge amount of books but he still my favorite author. «Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.»-Kurt Vonnegut Jr., A Man Without a Country. So the point is that maybe you could share some useful tips for improving my writing skills.